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I used to listen to the morning show of Chico and Delamar during weekdays because of their Top Ten things. But because of my busy sched, I don't have the time to listen to them anymore. I love their top ten hits especially those corny jokes that listeners contributed. Good thing some of they were being published by Chico on his blog site at wordpress.com. It's better if you heard this being delivered by Chico Garcia, he is so funny delivering these lines. The Top Ten Oldest Jokes You Know Ieiazel/Surao – Man 1: Nakita mo na yun wife ni Stevie Wonder? Man 2: Hindi pa. Man 1: Siya din, hindi pa niya nakikita. Celo – Q: What is the plural of rice? A: Extra rice! No name/Lay Snowblood – May trabaho sa Magnolia na ang bayad, 1 million pesos a month! Pero ikaw ang gagatasan. Marcus - Q: Pang-ilang anak si Tirso Cruz the Third? A: Eh di Pip. Q: Sinong artista ang maraming ngipin? A: Si Mateeth. Q:Sino may mas maraming ipin? A: Si Edgar Moreteeth. Analyn – Q: Give me 2 words that conta

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I used to have these puppies (half shitzhu and half maltese). But they are actually living their separate lives now and maybe they are happy with their new found home. Here are some tips on how to handle newborn puppies... 1. Love and affection. Puppies need love and affection when they are growing up. Just like babies, you need to be there with them. Shitzhu become depressed when they are being left for long periods of time. So if you are in work or school be sure that someone would take care of them or better yet leave them with large stuff toys (without of course the plastic eyes and buttons because they might choke on it.) 2. Give them something to chew . If they are on the teething stage, give them something to chew. A lot of petshop and supermarket are now offering these. Shitzhu loves to chew specially those wooden furnitures, rubber slippers, shoes or anything that they can hold on. Puppies do start to get their teeth at 4 weeks of age. Canned puppy food or softened dry puppy

Someone sent me these pictures thru email and I find it really hilarious. I just want to share it with you. OLD MOVIE...NEW WATCH! WATCH OUT! oh...he forgot to remove his watch before the shoot.. oh please...you have to at least hold the trigger to make it more convincing.... hmmm...planes in Trojan War?? what's a walkie talkie doing in the scene?? Jack Sparrow sporting Adidas head dress. So Adidas is already in operation back then.. Johnny Depp should be paid for advertising this cap.. hmmm...what are you looking at? President Bush holding the book upside down.. he look amazed at how the kid beside him read through the book. Oh well.. Mr. President should start holding it properly.

We were successful in one of our business ventures last Valentine's Day: Delivering roses and tulips during this special occassion. Read: Only tulips and roses. We chose to make it less complicated so as to avoid those blunders that we previously committed. I can say that our hardwork really paid off. From the time we organized the list of orders up to the time we deliver it to the recipient, we make it a point that everything flowed smoothly and stress free.. Just to make it easier for us to organize, we narrow down with just 2 types of arrangement: a. ROUND b. FLAT It was such a hit because the price is just cheap considering that the delivery is already free anywhere in metro manila. Two (2) days before the big day, we already turned down a lot of clients because we were not able to order enough roses from our suppliers. We just estimated that we needed this much quantity. We already set a cut-off date for pre-ordered flowers. On the next Valentine's day, we will ensure tha

It's my first time to be in Coron, Palawan and I can say that it was a very rewarding experience. The place is very relaxing and it's like you are in a paradise. The planning, research, discussion and all the drama that comes with the planning really paid off. It took us more or less than four (4) months before we embark on this journey (hmmm..a lot of time spent on planning..). Some backed out, some just came with us as a surprise (1 day before our scheduled trip). But no matter who we're with we just enjoyed the moment that we are in Coron, Palawan..So if you are planning your trip to Coron Palawan, read on and the details here may help you plan ahead of time.. In order to get to Coron Palawan we took the Cebu Pacific airlines via Busuanga Airport. You may click here for your preferred scheduled flights http://www.cebupacificair.com/ . Most of the time, Cebu Pacific is much cheaper than Philippine Airlines (PAL) so if you have a tight budget then this is definitely for y

"Transformers" director Michael Bay is not pleased with Megan Fox, that ungrateful little buxom witch. Apparently, Miss Megan has been mouthing off (like to Entertainment Weekly!) about how "Transformers" is just a lot of action and there's not much opportunity for any real acting. She told EW for its cover story: "Unless you’re a seasoned veteran, working with Michael Bay is not about an acting experience." She then added that the movie "did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke ... . People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting." Which is really something coming from a girl who has done only three movies and in one of her next ones she plays a cheerleader who eats high school boys and drinks their blood. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE WORST PHOTOS WE COULD FIND OF MEGAN FOX! Here's what Bay told the WSJ about Megan's mouth: "Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridi